NARRATOR:In the museum, toys do not age the way people age.They don’t get older, exactly.They get… remembered.And on the last nights of December, the museum feels like a giant attic— full of objects that once felt br...

NIGHT WATCHMAN (to mic, mock-host energy):Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Late Night at the Toy Museum.Tonight’s top story: New Year’s Eve is the day after tomorrow, which means the museum is preparing the traditi...

NARRATOR:Welcome back to the Metropolitan Museum of Toys and Childhood Artifacts—where the lights dim, the doors lock, and the exhibits do what exhibits are not supposed to do.[SFX: A security door clicks shut.]NARRATOR (...

NIGHT WATCHMAN (mildly amused, to himself):All right, Museum. Let’s see what you’ve got tonight. No stampedes. No… spontaneous karaoke from the animatronics. And if the wind-up monkey even looks like it’s planning something—no.SF...

NIGHT WATCHMAN (EBENEZER, cheerful):All right, toys—another calm, orderly night.Nothing’s going to—SFX: A sudden electronic WHIRR from a glass case.SFX: Tiny motor clicks: eyelids opening.SFX: A bright chirp, then...