NIGHT WATCHMAN (mildly amused, to himself):All right, Museum. Let’s see what you’ve got tonight. No stampedes. No… spontaneous karaoke from the animatronics. And if the wind-up monkey even looks like it’s planning something—no.SF...

NIGHT WATCHMAN (EBENEZER, cheerful):All right, toys—another calm, orderly night.Nothing’s going to—SFX: A sudden electronic WHIRR from a glass case.SFX: Tiny motor clicks: eyelids opening.SFX: A bright chirp, then...

NARRATOR:It’s Christmas Eve at the Metropolitan Museum of Toys and Childhood Artifacts—after the last visitor has gone,after the gift-shop lights click off,after the lobby wreath stops smelling like “busy” and starts smelling...

NARRATOR:It’s Christmas Eve at the Metropolitan Museum of Toys and Childhood Artifacts—after the last visitor has gone,after the gift-shop lights click off,after the lobby wreath stops smelling like “busy” and starts smelling...

This episode begins with the night watchmen engaged in conversation with Rubik's Cube.NIGHT WATCHMAN:Mr. cube, I want the museum-tour version of how to start.RUBIK’S CUBE:Very well.Rule one:Choose one face to ...